Funny Wine Quotes

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Funny Wine Quotes

There’s something quite hilarious about the way people have described wine over the years. Below are, without a shadow of my doubt, my most favourite wine quotes. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

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  • Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it – Anonymous
  • I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food – W.C. Fields
  • The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars – Benjamin Franklin.
  • What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
  • My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne – Robert Noecker
  • Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather stains of cares – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin – Napoleon Bonaparte

  • Age is just a number. It is totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine – Joan Collins
  • Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle – Paulo Coehlho
  • Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age – Pope John XXII
  • A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow – Kathy Mattea
  • One should always be drunk. That is all that matters…but with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk – Charles Baudelaire.
  • Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake – Leon Adams.
  • A regional match is almost always your best match – Steve Jones
  • Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art – Robert Mondavi
  • A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise – Charles Kingsley
  • Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about the quality than quantity – Jean-Claude Carriere
  • For when the wine is in, the wit is out – Thomas Becon
  • I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited – Richard Thaler.
  • It was such an exquisite 1964 Bordeaux that one sip was more like inhaling a soft fragrance than imbibing a liquid – Ellen Eller
  • I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine – Benjamin Disraeli
  • Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed – William E. Massee
  • One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts – Samuel Johnson
  • Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever – Aristophanes
  • Three be the things I shall never attain; envy, content, and sufficient champagne – Dorothy Parker
  • To buy a very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue – William F. Buckley.
  • Wine drinkers never make artists – Gratinos
  • Wine has been a part of civilized life for some seven thousand years. It is the only beverage that feeds the body, soul, and spirit of a man and at the same time, stimulates the mind – Robert Mondavi
  • Wine is like rain. When it falls on the mire it but makes it fouler, but when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom – John May.
  • A young wine is like a horse, it is extremely vibrant. It needs taming. It has lots of life, the edges need beveling, and we need to reduce the tannins – George Riedel.
  • Wine makes daily living easier, less hurries, with fewer tensions and more tolerance – Benjamin Franklin
  • Wine makes a man more pleased with himself, I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others – Samuel Johnson.
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world – Louis Pasteur.
  • Compromises are for relationships, not wine – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
  • I’ve entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles – Sidonie Gabrielle Colete
  • In victory, you deserve Champagne; in defeat, you need it – Napoleon Bonaparte.
  • Remember gentlemen, it’s not just France we are fighting for; it’s Champagne!Winston Churchill.
  • The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star – Leonardo Da Vinci
  • Wine is the most civilized thing in the world – Ernest Hemingway
  • Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized – Andre Simon
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine. And that’s kind of the same thing – anonymous.

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