Funny Wine Quotes

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Funny Wine Quotes

There’s something quite hilarious about the way people have described wine over the years. Below are, without a shadow of my doubt, my most favourite wine quotes. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it – Anonymous
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food – W.C. Fields
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars – Benjamin Franklin.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne – Robert Noecker
Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather stains of cares – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin – Napoleon Bonaparte

Age is just a number. It is totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine – Joan Collins
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle – Paulo Coehlho
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age – Pope John XXII
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow – Kathy Mattea
One should always be drunk. That is all that matters…but with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk – Charles Baudelaire.
Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake – Leon Adams.
A regional match is almost always your best match – Steve Jones
Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art – Robert Mondavi
A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise – Charles Kingsley
Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about the quality than quantity – Jean-Claude Carriere
For when the wine is in, the wit is out – Thomas Becon
I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited – Richard Thaler.
It was such an exquisite 1964 Bordeaux that one sip was more like inhaling a soft fragrance than imbibing a liquid – Ellen Eller
I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine – Benjamin Disraeli
Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed – William E. Massee
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts – Samuel Johnson
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever – Aristophanes
Three be the things I shall never attain; envy, content, and sufficient champagne – Dorothy Parker
To buy a very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue – William F. Buckley.
Wine drinkers never make artists – Gratinos
Wine has been a part of civilized life for some seven thousand years. It is the only beverage that feeds the body, soul, and spirit of a man and at the same time, stimulates the mind – Robert Mondavi
Wine is like rain. When it falls on the mire it but makes it fouler, but when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom – John May.
A young wine is like a horse, it is extremely vibrant. It needs taming. It has lots of life, the edges need beveling, and we need to reduce the tannins – George Riedel.
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurries, with fewer tensions and more tolerance – Benjamin Franklin
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself, I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others – Samuel Johnson.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world – Louis Pasteur.
Compromises are for relationships, not wine – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
I’ve entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles – Sidonie Gabrielle Colete
In victory, you deserve Champagne; in defeat, you need it – Napoleon Bonaparte.
Remember gentlemen, it’s not just France we are fighting for; it’s Champagne! – Winston Churchill.
The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star – Leonardo Da Vinci
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world – Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized – Andre Simon
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine. And that’s kind of the same thing – anonymous.